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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
09/26/2016 at 11:39 • Filed to: Nox Box

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Submitted all my papie´rwork To VW whatfer the buying back of the Nox Box. They are going to let me keep it until April of 2017 and then buy it back from me for $19,567. How kind of them. Also, interestingly enough, I found out that:

a. My insurance won’t cover my car for that amount regardless of the fact I have a promised buyer at that price.

b. Even if I wreck it, I still get whatever the insurance pays out (probably 11k) plus the 5600 restitution, so even though it wouldn’t be the full 19.5, it would at least be a little less of a sting. I’m looking into getting additional insurance to cover the gap for now.


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 11:41

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neat!


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden
09/26/2016 at 11:41

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I KNOW!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 11:48

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What do you plan on getting as a replacement?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:50

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Top of the list is a manual golf sportwagen alltrac , which is why we’re waiting until spring. If we find a nice used CPO volvo we might change our mind though.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 11:51

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Have you considered a Lexus CT?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 11:51

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Nice job!


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:52

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I showed one to my wife (it will be her car) and she winced. I tried to get her to test drive one on the lot and she wouldn’t. So...not really.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:52

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Mrs. HF has a preference for German machines, if I recall


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 11:52

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Also can’t get a CT with a stick


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/26/2016 at 11:53

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it was tough work, but with enough finger clicks and reading...we got through it. Pretty stoked with the number though, they basically let me drive a super frugal car for over 5 years for about $3500 total cash outlay.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 11:53

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Lol.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 11:54

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Did you submit it on Oppo letterhead?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/26/2016 at 11:54

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True


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/26/2016 at 11:54

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Also true.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/26/2016 at 11:54

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There are sticks all over the place. Just go out and grab one.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > vicali
09/26/2016 at 11:54

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no I wanted it to be taken seriously.


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 12:08

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Yeah I am driving super careful now and can’t wait for it to be gone so I can stop stressing over the financial penalty if it gets totalled between now and my turn in date.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
09/26/2016 at 12:18

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NO HAROLD


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 12:18

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they are also JUNK.

aside from being a small, reliable, fuel efficent hatch...they dont do anything good. interior is SO sub-par compared to other lexi, lots of road noise, its slow as all hell (140HP in 3600lbs, yay!) and doesnt handle worth a crap. and the ride is jarring as well.


consider it a bullet dodged.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 12:19

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I wish I was savvy and/or fortuitous.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/26/2016 at 12:25

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My name...

Is Neo.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 13:23

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excuse me SIR but that clearly would have bumped it to the top of the pile for serious consideration


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/26/2016 at 13:48

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another day another buyback applicat...holy shit! is that an Oppo letterhead?! To buyback stations!!


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
09/26/2016 at 14:04

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Call up a local insurance place, or your current provider, they can offer umbrella insurance to cover the gap. I figure it can’t be more than a few hundred buck for what amounts to 3 grand of coverage for less than a year. Im calling on mine tomorrow


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 14:50

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Thanks for the idea I will be calling my agent as well.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 15:13

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I recommend submitting all loan applications and resumes on OPPO letterhead

(ok maybe not resumes)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/26/2016 at 15:14

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I used to endorse my checks with “Love, _______” true story.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 15:24

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Fantastic.

I think I’m going to start writing ridiculous unrelated things in the memo line.

Paying the water bill? Memo: Dog Poo Clean Up Services.


Kinja'd!!! Diavel in Hawaii > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 17:37

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I opted to keep mine (perhaps because I’m trying to destroy the planet, or perhaps because there is literally nothing better at my commute on 4 wheels) and after all the online paperwork and stuff, I’m only supposed to get $3800 with no idea when. How did you get a date on the pickup?


Kinja'd!!! Diavel in Hawaii > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
09/26/2016 at 17:39

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I’ve always put “For sexual favors” on any checks I really did not want to write...such as taxes.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Diavel in Hawaii
09/26/2016 at 17:39

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“tentative return date” Not promised. I just put in when I would like to return it.


Kinja'd!!! Diavel in Hawaii > HammerheadFistpunch
09/26/2016 at 18:13

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Thanks for the reply. I wonder if that’s a reasonable time to expect the restitution. I’ve accepted that it could be a year before I see anything but since I’m keeping the car, it is just free money.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Diavel in Hawaii
09/27/2016 at 09:22

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Well done